My Toledo's Butter than Your's

I've heard a lot of griping about the 'Most Livable City' award lately, so Toboggan has decided to set it's sights a little lower- how about the 'Most Livable City Named Toledo' award?

The beating starts in Toledo, Iowa, where a local woman has created a Barack Obama sculpture out of butter. Toledo, Ohio wins for two reasons here: our artists make Obama sculptures that don't melt. And with the abundance of nicotine fans in Ohio, we're smart enough to know that much butter is way dangerous for a guy like Obama. Smoking and high cholesterol only lead to one thing.

Stay tuned for future Toledo v Toledo matches, there's plenty more where that came from- I'm looking at you, Spain.

Toledo Takes Third in Most Livable Competition

We totally took care of business in the steel cage match with Edogawa, but unfortunately fell short during the flaming hell in a cell. Still, it's good to be third- although there seems to be some debate going on at the Glass City Jungle site. Toboggan says- if you really are that bitter about your city winning an award, quit whining and move to Akron.

Toledo in Finals for 'Most Livable City', Steel Cage Match with Edogawa Japan Could Seal the Deal

I can already hear the scoffs through the computer. I would say the vast majority of Toledoans would laugh at the idea of Toledo being named the most livable city in the world, but I bet all of them are alive- and who's to say Toledo doesn't have something to do with that.

I'm not saying that the honor would give way to a tourist boom, or international recognition- but I think it would be good (and possible) to win.