Toledo v. Toledo, Washington

This is almost unfair. I mean, the first non-road map image of Toledo, Washington that comes up while Google image searching is a ruptured pipeline (above).


But they've had it coming to them for awhile. Not only does Toledo Washington share a birthday with World Mental Health Day, it's also national Tom Cruise day in Japan. Covering an area of just 0.3 square miles (Wildwood Metropark is 0.7 square miles), the population could fit into 5/3 Field almost fifteen times over.



And while they may seem to have a leg up with only one registered sex offender in town, Stephen Maxwell Bell's got nothin' on our own lovable scamp, Brian Peppers. Ohio wins.