Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting

I guess Franklin Park Cinemas have been offering a kung-fu double feature every Wednesday night for $5. That's half the price for two movies! I know you're just dying to see 'The Hottie and the Nottie', but why not save a couple bucks for the gas tank and watch some high-kicking, nose-breaking classics instead. The shows run through March, and this week's (tomorrow) features are 'Deadly Duo' and 'The Legend of Bruce Lee'. The ass-whooping starts at 7:00.

Take that Hannah Montana.